brokenmemories: (no)
brokenmemories ([personal profile] brokenmemories) wrote2012-12-23 10:57 pm

-fake- eleventh memory [text]

[There's seems to be no video from Misaki today but a text. 

The text seems anything but friendly though.]

WAZZUP ALL
U R ALL TALKIN 2 DUH G8TST TANG EVA
I AM A11 B3TT3R TAN U GUISE
DUN D3NY 1T
U WANNA NO WHO U TALKIN 2
CUZ DIS IZ D3FINIT3LY NOT DAT B1TCH M1S@K1 CUZ SHE SUX H@RD

MYBTFULFACE.poke

[It turned out to be Kizu who seems to having fun with his new arms/hands. Being the delinquent he is, he decided enjoy his new arms by texting on the Pokegear to the entire network.]

DATZ RITE
ITZ ME KIZU
G8TST POKEMONZ EVA
AINT AFAID OF NUTANG.
NOT EVAN AFAID OF DAT SLUT M1S@K1 

HATERZ GUNNA HATEZ



[ooc: responses may come from Kizu right before he is caught or Misaki herself afterwards.]





licentious: (Default)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-12-25 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
0/10

Seen better rebellion on multiple occasions.


[ Though the ghost pokémon may not know it, Lust is making a famous face too. ]
whatispokemon: (Kizu)

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[personal profile] whatispokemon 2012-12-25 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
-10/10

IVE SEN BIGER B1TCH3S TAN U


licentious: (So you rear ended another car)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-12-25 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You haven't even seen me, yet you already know my size?

Do you know what this means, -∞?
whatispokemon: (Kizu)

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[personal profile] whatispokemon 2012-12-25 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
1 DUN CUR WAT U LOK LIEK
ORZ WAT DAT MENS
AL I NO IZ DAT U R A QWSAEFRGWB.2546T--KJYHBWGARGRWHWR EHGRWHB G


[...]

Hello?
Who is this am I speaking to?

[Looks like its Misaki.]

licentious: (I don't think of it like a pole dancing)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-12-26 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ She just ignores him until the changing of the guards occur. ]

Someone literate, unlike that pathetic excuse of a rabble rouser you have there. Isabella. It's nice to meet your acquaintance.
licentious: (Changed my mind. I'm wearing a dress.)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-12-26 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, it's all right. Have you ever thought about shipping him off to behavioral school? I've heard of a couple of courses within the area, but I'm in Kanto, the lesser populated of the two.
licentious: (Default)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-12-27 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
Of course there'd be, it's such a large city.

Ah, I see. Evolution is quite a tricky endeavor to deal with. They seem to adopt an entirely contrary personality with no other intention but to frustrate the owner. I have to ask, though, may I see this evolution? One of my coworkers has a Shuppet as we speak.

Hmmm...
[ She is a rocket and with a positive testimonial from her to prove her "legitimacy" she can steal oodles of pokemon!!! ]

That is quite the solution. I think it'd be a fitting way to threaten your pokémon into an obedient submission. Maybe that's the key to docility? Joking, of course. [ She knows that joke wouldn't show up well in text without a disclaimer. ]
licentious: (I took a shit and it made a smiley face.)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-12-29 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her reaction actually briefly catches Lust off guard. She thought she was clear in this request, but it's all right. This will just re-cement her "character" to Misaki. ]

Yes. That's acceptable. I just want to see what he looks like because my boss has his pre-evolution. As long as it's clear, it's perfectly fine.